Baking Because Murder Is Wrong

Baking Because Murder Is Wrong 🔪🍪😇

Because warm cookies solve more problems than cold cases.

The “Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” Crewneck is soft, sarcastic, and made for the stress bakers, dark humor lovers, and flour-covered angels who choose cinnamon rolls over criminal records.

Whether you're baking to calm down, avoid jail time, or just keep your hands busy — this shirt is your alibi.

✅ Buttery-soft & unisex fit
✅ Perfect for kitchen chaos, cupcake therapy & passive-aggressive frosting
✅ Makes a killer gift for bakers with a twisted sense of humor

💬 Keep calm. Bake cookies. Don’t catch a charge.