Don't Be An Assquatch

Big foot, bigger attitude. 🦶💨
The “Don’t Be an Assquatch” design is for those who are tired of dealing with loud walkers, bad attitudes, and people who can’t mind their own forest. It’s funny, unfiltered, and just the right amount of petty.

Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs — whether you're deep in the woods or just trying to survive a Monday.

🧢 PSA: Don't be loud, rude, or hard to find…
In other words, don’t be an Assquatch.