Hey Cuntmuffin Why Don't You Climb In Your Douche Canoe, Cry Me A River & Float The Fuck Away!

Built for the unbothered, blessed with zero chill. 💅🚣♂️
The “Hey Cuntmuffin… Cry Me a River & Float the Fck Away”* design is for the ones who are done with the drama. It’s loud, it's savage, and it’s the ultimate verbal eye-roll — in tee form.

Soft, comfy, and fully weaponized with sarcasm, this piece is not for the easily offended… and that’s exactly the point.

💬 Because sometimes the most polite thing to do is offer directions — to float the f*ck away. 😘