I Bake Bread Because Punching Dough Is More Socially Acceptable Than Punching People

Therapy? Nah, I’ve got dough to beat. 🍞👊
The “I Bake Bread Because Punching Dough Is More Socially Acceptable Than Punching People” design is for the bakers who knead stress relief — literally. Whether you’re working through rage or just rising to the occasion, this one’s soft, comfy, and baked full of attitude.

Perfect for kitchen chaos, passive-aggressive holiday baking, or just letting folks know you're one bad batch away from losing it.

🔥 Punch dough. Not people. You're welcome, society.