I WANT TO GO TO A PUMPKIN PATCH, DRINK HOT COCOA, WATCH SCARY MOVIES & MURDER SOMEONE, YOU KNOW FALL SHIT

🎃☕ I Want to Go to a Pumpkin Patch, Drink Hot Cocoa, Watch Scary Movies & Murder Someone – You Know, Fall Sh*t 👻🔪

Some people want PSLs and sweater weather. You? You want the whole spooky season experience — from cozy cocoa nights to horror movie marathons… with just a dash of true crime energy.

Why You Need This:

• Ridiculously Soft: For hayrides, haunted houses, or plotting your next… “fall activity.”

• Unisex Fit: Perfect for witches, warlocks, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor.

• Bold Statement: Guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe raise eyebrows).

Whether you’re sipping hot chocolate in the pumpkin patch or curled up watching slashers, this design says what we’re all secretly thinking.

 Pumpkin spice, cozy nights, and a little light homicide… you know, autumn vibes. 🍂🖤🔪