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📚😏 Suspect Claims She's Got Other Plans... But She's Really in Bed Reading Smut.

Case closed.

She said she was busy... and technically she wasn't lying. She just forgot to mention her plans involved a cozy blanket, snacks, and a spicy book she absolutely couldn't put down.

Perfect for the readers who happily cancel plans, ignore texts, and disappear into fictional worlds filled with morally gray characters and unforgettable plot twists.

🔥 Why You'll Love It:

• 👕 Ultra-soft premium unisex fit for maximum comfort

• 📚 Perfect for romance readers, BookTok fans, and spicy book lovers

• 😂 A relatable design that's guaranteed to get laughs from fellow readers

• 🎁 The perfect gift for your favorite smut reader—or yourself!

Evidence Collected:
📖 One spicy novel
☕ Favorite drink within reach
📱 Phone on Do Not Disturb
😏 Zero intention of leaving the house

Because sometimes the best plans...

...are the ones that involve a good book and absolutely no people. 🖤📚